Also, my mum called a 10-year old child a cunt to his face today. Standard.
Your mum: Fantastic
I believe the full script went:
Mum: Oh why don’t you just fuck off?
Child: I’m going to tell my mum you swore at meeee (you know in that petulant 10-year old gobby child voice)
Mum: Yeah, are you? Well tell her I told you to fuck off you little cunt.
I’m scared about where my genes could take me.
I can hear her saying that, yes. I am not surprised
Thanks! I appreciate the extra hipster effort that went into this message, and it’s totally fine, my heart goes out to that mysterious locale, hopefully you’ll see sense and return soon!
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
Also, my mum called a 10-year old child a cunt to his face today. Standard.
Your mum: Fantastic
So, I come back to tumblr after a long leave of absence, and this is the first thing I see.
I worry this place is going to suck me in again.
(Source: shitshilarious)
BE HAPPY, BEE.
My life seemingly revolves around buying not-essential-but-probably-good-things-to-have things for the house. Like today, wrapping paper and reusable shopping bags. I am all the cool.
That bag. Just carry that everywhere and use it for everything.
My parents have watched four whole episodes of Breaking Bad while I’ve been in Brighton. So proud. They’re already in love with Walt Jr., and Mark has tried to look up the recipe for crystal meth. I have done well.
This does not surprise me
I’ve had such a nice night, so many very nice people. Pains me that I have to go home so soon.
We are also full of woe
hey! we’re not monogamousNo, certainly not (#backofthenet) she uses words wrongly, but in a way that sounds correct. So Dorset.
She is one of the funnier people that exists
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? <3
These are just FANtastic
Concrete at dawn (Taken with Instagram at Dorchester Skatepark)
This has all the moody hipster trademarks I like to see in things
Alister luvs Lewis
Oh here we go again. Apparently one girlfriend and one boyfriend just isn’t enough: my boyfriend needs to have two boyfriends. For fuck’s sake!
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
This is, this is fantastic. And will hopefully fill the house with the smell of fresh baked breads, wholesome meals and tasteful flower arrangements
Oh and this is the Eton Mess flavour ice cream that I made. It was probably the best thing I made and will ever make. It was like a secret Ben and Jerry’s flavour (Taken with Instagram)
Lewis. You don’t just make an ice cream flavoured like my favourite food item in the entire world and not tell me.
Jesus, it’s like you don’t even know me.
I was going to text you yesterday about it because it was the greatest thing ever (there’s even crushed meringue in it) but I forgot and was busy. Don’t worry I plan on making it loads next year. It’s pretty easy. I’ll teach you.
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Oh and this is the Eton Mess flavour ice cream that I made. It was probably the best thing I made and will ever make. It was like a secret Ben and Jerry’s flavour (Taken with Instagram)
Lewis. You don’t just make an ice cream flavoured like my favourite food item in the entire world and not tell me.
Jesus, it’s like you don’t even know me.
