February 2013
2 posts
calorificcannonball:
Double new theme on my blog. It’s called ‘I’m not a HTML wizard so I’ve done something easier’.
I hate it.
January 2013
3 posts
November 2012
1 post
September 2012
13 posts
calorificcannonball:
missdarjeeling:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
That is a measured response
I literally laughed out loud. Lewis Kershaw everyone
On a scale of 1-10 how funny is this response?
If I had 1lb...
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
That is a measured response
I literally laughed out loud. Lewis Kershaw everyone
calorificcannonball:
Gin and tonic is £1.99 in spoons at the moment. The universe is aligning to my will.
Gin is the drink of the devil
calorificcannonball:
I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
elephantsundae asked: HAY WUD U LYK 2 GO OWT ON A DAET
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
NOT IN DORCH IT’S NOT
Yet.
We actually have had a pride for the past two years. There is not one this year. Not enough demand or...
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
NOT IN DORCH IT’S NOT
Yet.
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
Also, my mum called a 10-year old child a cunt to his face today. Standard.
Your mum: Fantastic
I believe the full script went:
Mum: Oh why don’t you just fuck off?
Child: I’m going to tell my mum you swore at meeee (you know in that petulant 10-year old gobby child voice)
Mum: Yeah, are you? Well tell her I told you to...
thesoap-box asked: facebook is too mainstream so your bday message is coming alla tumblr :) Have the fab birthday you deserve!! Sorry for not having seen you this summer (in exile in stoke on trent)
calorificcannonball:
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
calorificcannonball:
Also, my mum called a 10-year old child a cunt to his face today. Standard.
Your mum: Fantastic
August 2012
17 posts
reachabovethetrees asked: HAPPY B. HAPPY.
calorificcannonball:
My parents have watched four whole episodes of Breaking Bad while I’ve been in Brighton. So proud. They’re already in love with Walt Jr., and Mark has tried to look up the recipe for crystal meth. I have done well.
This does not surprise me
calorificcannonball:
I’ve had such a nice night, so many very nice people. Pains me that I have to go home so soon.
We are also full of woe
calorificcannonball:
a-macquarrie replied to your quote: Here, these London types, they’re just jealous…
hey! we’re not monogamous
No, certainly not (#backofthenet) she uses words wrongly, but in a way that sounds correct. So Dorset.
She is one of the funnier people that exists
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shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
a-macquarrie replied to your post: Stresses of party planning. Free house but how big…
INVITE US OR COME TO BRIGHTON AND HAVE A PARTY IN BRIGHTON WITH US
I mean you all could but it’s a long not amazingly cheap way to a place in the…
Nope, in Wales this weekend, your party will have to go on without me i.e. be totally lame
calorificcannonball:
a-macquarrie replied to your post: Stresses of party planning. Free house but how big…
INVITE US OR COME TO BRIGHTON AND HAVE A PARTY IN BRIGHTON WITH US
I mean you all could but it’s a long not amazingly cheap way to a place in the country with not an awful lot to do. And parties in Brighton are all good and fine and good but ahhh so many responsibilities and things. I...
calorificcannonball:
Wooo got a job for two and a bit weeks. Be temping the tills at Tescos. I feel a tiny bit less penniless. Hooray.
Yeesssssss
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calorificcannonball:
relentlesslyenthusiastic:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
So The Avengers. Yeah, overall I enjoyed it, but it still annoyed the hell out of me. I’m not particularly fussed about ever seeing it again. It was the too-clever dialogue in the middle of fighting, when you...
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calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
So I went to see The Amazing Spiderman the other day, henceforth known as The Less-Than-Average Spiderman or The Yes-Another-Fucking Spiderman. I found myself afterwards thinking, ‘I didn’t really enjoy that, but after the shitstorm that poured out after I said that Marvel Avengers...
July 2012
37 posts
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calorificcannonball:
shipofbutterandbees:
calorificcannonball:
So I went to see The Amazing Spiderman the other day, henceforth known as The Less-Than-Average Spiderman or The Yes-Another-Fucking Spiderman. I found myself afterwards thinking, ‘I didn’t really enjoy that, but after the shitstorm that poured out after I said that Marvel Avengers Assemble …
So The Avengers. Yeah, overall I...
Lewis' 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band... →
calorificcannonball:
So I went to see The Amazing Spiderman the other day, henceforth known as The Less-Than-Average Spiderman or The Yes-Another-Fucking Spiderman. I found myself afterwards thinking, ‘I didn’t really enjoy that, but after the shitstorm that poured out after I said that Marvel Avengers Assemble …
So The Avengers. Yeah, overall I enjoyed it, but it still annoyed the hell...
First Steps on the Banjo.
calorificcannonball:
PLEASE FORGIVE MY AMATEURISM, but here it is.
THE GREATEST BANJO PLAY OF ALL TIME, ROLL UP ROLL UP
sonicscrewdriven:
Sometimes I think I have ‘I Am The Doctor’ in my head way too often. But then I think DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN DUNDUN
Yesssss
