Double new theme on my blog. It’s called ‘I’m not a HTML wizard so I’ve done something easier’.
I hate it.
U.S.S. Dark Time Bad Wolf
Distinctly Off Colour
Mary Berry horror-face.
THREE RAISING AGENTS?!
(via calorificcannonball)
You eat his nose Daniel. You eat it.
(Source: imsirius, via thesoap-box)
jean valjeans
(via elephantsundae)
J.R.R. Tolkien on the inception of The Hobbit.
QUELLE SURPRISE that a professor started writing something that would end up taking him the rest of his life to finish and involve the invention of new languages, different cultures - in short, an entirely new world - as a way to get out of grading papers.
First thing I’ve posted in years, let’s see if anyone sees
(via faceslikemine)
Dry The River (at O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire)
More like dry the blue blocks of colour
On a scale of 1-10 how funny is this response?I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
That is a measured response
I literally laughed out loud. Lewis Kershaw everyone
If I had 1lb for everytime someone asked me that…
Jesus christ, you guys are always taking these things too far, you don’t have an oz of respect for puns
I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
That is a measured response
I literally laughed out loud. Lewis Kershaw everyone
Gin and tonic is £1.99 in spoons at the moment. The universe is aligning to my will.
Gin is the drink of the devil
I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.
That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house
I have no other aspiration than to wear this name badge until the day I die
Is there any way you can obtain similar badges for the household?
Meatball pasta bake what I made for tea (Taken with Instagram)
Can we possibly live together?
elephantsundae asked:
HAY WUD U LYK 2 GO OWT ON A DAET
YIS LIT ME GIT MA DUNSIN SHURS, N WE WL HIT DEM CLABZ LIEK KNO MENZ BIZNEZ
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
NOT IN DORCH IT’S NOT
Yet.
We actually have had a pride for the past two years. There is not one this year. Not enough demand or something. http://www.gaypedia.com/en/events/show/1104/Dorchester-Pride-2011 Attendence: 200.
Can’t believe you mustered 200 whole LGBT people from the surrounding districts
I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.
Well, it is gay pride…
NOT IN DORCH IT’S NOT
Yet.
