U.S.S. Dark Time Bad Wolf

Distinctly Off Colour

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leupagus:

dalpuri:

J.R.R. Tolkien on the inception of The Hobbit.

QUELLE SURPRISE that a professor started writing something that would end up taking him the rest of his life to finish and involve the invention of new languages, different cultures - in short, an entirely new world - as a way to get out of grading papers.

First thing I’ve posted in years, let’s see if anyone sees

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calorificcannonball:

missdarjeeling:

shipofbutterandbees:

calorificcannonball:

shipofbutterandbees:

calorificcannonball:

I just got some scales for the house. They’re weigh cool.

That shit is a) funny and b) excellent news for the house

That is a measured response

I literally laughed out loud. Lewis Kershaw everyone

On a scale of 1-10 how funny is this response?

If I had 1lb for everytime someone asked me that…

Jesus christ, you guys are always taking these things too far, you don’t have an oz of respect for puns

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elephantsundae asked: HAY WUD U LYK 2 GO OWT ON A DAET

YIS LIT ME GIT MA DUNSIN SHURS, N WE WL HIT DEM CLABZ LIEK KNO MENZ BIZNEZ

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calorificcannonball:

shipofbutterandbees:

calorificcannonball:

shipofbutterandbees:

calorificcannonball:

I could seriously go for some chocolate digestives and a hug right now.

Well, it is gay pride…

NOT IN DORCH IT’S NOT

Yet.

We actually have had a pride for the past two years. There is not one this year. Not enough demand or something. http://www.gaypedia.com/en/events/show/1104/Dorchester-Pride-2011 Attendence: 200.

Can’t believe you mustered 200 whole LGBT people from the surrounding districts